Chapter I.
A GIRL, A DOG, AND A MAN.
When Miss Elizabeth Wiggin settled herself
comfortably in the shade of the spreading oak in Libby's pasture, she looked
forward eagerly to a pleasant and quiet hour with her book, "Wooed, Won,
and Wedded." As may be surmised from the title of the book, Miss Wiggin
was romantic. She was likewise just eighteen years of age, and the daughter of
Judge Nathan P. Wiggin, of Greenbush, the village that could be seen nestling
in the valley something like a mile distant from that hillside oak.
Miss Wiggin lived in Greenbush, but on pleasant
afternoons she had a habit of wandering away, accompanied only by an aged
shepherd dog, in search of some spot where she could read without fear of
interruption. For her grim old father objected to trashy love stories, and her ascetic
spinster aunt, who had acted as the judge's housekeeper since the death of Mrs.
Wiggin, held all such fiction in abhorrence.
Indeed, the animus of Aunt Sally Wiggin against
stories depicting the ravages wrought by the little god of the bow and arrow
was so extreme that, by consigning such terrible tales to the flames whenever
she found them about the house, she conscientiously did her best to prevent
them from turning the head of her niece. She even forbade the village news
dealer to sell Bessie any more books of that type.
In these days, however, it is no easy matter to
deprive any one of the mental pabulum that is desired, and Aunt Sally had set
herself a task that she could not accomplish. Lemuel Dodd, Judge Wiggin's
hostler and man of all work, red-headed, freckled, and homely as a stump fence,
undeterred by the discouraging fact that his persistent efforts to make love to
Bessie seemed merely to arouse her amusement, became her secret and faithful
ally. Twice a week, at least, he spent twenty-five cents of his wages for a
paper-covered novel to be smuggled into her possession, and invariably he chose
the ones whose titles seemed to promise that their contents would come up to
Elizabeth's requirements.
"There ain't many single fellers left round this
town," Lemuel told himself, "and mebbe if she reads enough of them
yarns she'll git so desprit she'll have to grab what's handy. And when she gits
the notion to grab, I'm going to take keer that I'm the handiest thing in
reach."
And so, on this sunny September afternoon, Bessie
Wiggin was seeking the shade of the oak in Libby's pasture, presumably afar
from interruption, and prepared thoroughly to enjoy Lemuel's latest
contribution. Her face was almost hidden by one of Aunt Sally's extremely
old-fashioned sunbonnets, which she had hastily taken when she slipped out of
the house with the book. Shep, the old dog, stretched himself in the short
grass at her feet and prepared to go to sleep comfortably.
The view from this spot, at a considerable
distance from the brown road that wound, ribbonlike, down into the village, was
pleasant to the eye, but the judge's daughter lost no time in admiring the
scenery. She was soon absorbed in the pages of her novel.
So absorbed did she become that she failed to hear
the approaching steps of a somewhat dusty and soiled, but decidedly
good-looking, young man in a brown Norfolk suit, knee-length leather leggings,
,and a motoring cap. He was within a few yards of her when he saw her and
stopped.
"I beg your pardon, madam," he said,
looking down upon the obscuring sunbonnet.
She uttered a little startled scream, and looked
up, her blue eyes wide, her red lips parted. A glimpse of the pretty and
youthful face which the sunbonnet had concealed caused the stranger to catch his
breath.
"Reginald!" exclaimed Miss Wiggin,
beholding before her the living incarnation of the hero of her book just as her
fancy had pictured him.
"Daphne!" said the young man, thinking
of the mythological wood nymph.
"Woof!" barked the old dog, awaking and
springing up as quickly as age and rheumatism would allow.
The stranger backed round to the opposite side of
the tree. "Keep that beast away from me, please," he begged, in
evident apprehension.
With a swift sweep of one slender hand, Miss
Wiggin thrust back the sunbonnet, which, held by the loosely knotted ribbons,
hung suspended on her shoulders, exposing a mass of wavy, golden-brown hair. At
the same moment, with remarkable agility and grace, she half rose and half
turned. On her knees, her right hand clasping the book, the fingers of her left
hand lightly touching the ground, her gaze followed the shrinking young man,
who was now fearfully watching the ominously growling dog. Surely this was
unexpected and disappointing behavior for Reginald, the brave, who—in her
novel—had unhesitatingly faced the most frightful perils for his lady fair.
Made suspicious by the actions of the stranger,
Shep advanced, bristling and snapping. As if contemplating instant flight, the
young man gave one hasty look around. The nearest fence was some six or eight
rods away, and it did not promise to stop a ferocious and angry dog in pursuit
of a fleeing fugitive, and there was no other refuge in sight.
"Keep that creature away, won't you?"
again entreated the agitated man, placing the trunk of the tree between himself
and the animal. "I detest dogs!"
"Oh, Reginald!" sighed Bessie Wiggin, in
bitter disappointment^
"Oh, hang it!" exploded the stranger,
with shocking violence. "If I had a gun——"
Shep charged, barking violently. He meant to stop
out of reach of the man's feet in case he showed a disposition to kick. But,
making a great leap, the stranger clutched a stout lower limb of the tree, and
swung himself up out of the reach of harm with the most amazing celerity, the
dog snapping at his heels as they receded skyward.
Perched astride the limb, with his feet drawn up,
the refugee shook his fist at the raging animal, which, inflamed by success,
made another great jump into the air and fell back on the ground, his
age-enfeebled legs collapsing beneath him.
Still kneeling, the girl burst into a peal of
laughter.
Chapter II.
ROMANCE JUSTIFIED.
Go to it!" said the exasperated man in the
tree. "Get in your laugh while the laughing's good. If your confounded dog
had succeeded in chewing some chunks out of me, I suppose you'd simply have
collapsed with merriment."
"Oh, dear!" gasped Miss Wiggin, trying
to suppress her mirth. "If you only realized how ridiculous it is! Old
Shep couldn't hurt a sick kitten."
"Huh!" grunted the stranger skeptically.
"Perhaps not, but he certainly showed a strong desire to plant a few teeth
in any part of my person that he could reach."
Miss Wiggin continued to laugh. "It would
have to be a few teeth, as he's lost almost all that he ever had, and he's so
old that he's half deaf and getting blind. That's why he didn't warn me that
you were coming. If you hadn't shown that you were scared, he'd never have made
an offer to touch you."
"How was I to know that?" demanded the
man on the limb, flushing. "On such short notice I couldn't tell whether
he was a senile and harmless old dog or a young and savage one bent on making a
meal off my person."
"You're an awful coward, aren't you?"
asked the girl, rising to her feet and regarding him with open contempt.
She was slender, willowy, and graceful. He
considered that she was the prettiest girl he had ever seen, and he wondered
how, even with the sunbonnet hiding her face, he had made the blunder of
mistaking her for a middle-aged woman. He felt his heart thumping queerly. He
also felt his face burning beneath her unmasked disdain.
"Let me explain," he pleaded hastily.
"It isn't necessary," she cut him short.
"I don't suppose there are any Reginalds to be found outside the pages of
fiction."
"The Daphnes," he returned, "are
myths."
She tossed her head. "Besides being a 'fraid
cat," she retorted, "you're just about the most impolite person I
ever met. What were you doing prowling around in this field, anyhow?"
"Being in haste to secure a conveyance to
Albion for two gentlemen whose motor has broken down back yonder on the road, I
was making a short cut to town and avoiding the most of the hill. The gentlemen
must catch the three-forty train at Albion. It is now," he stated,
balancing himself on the limb and taking out his watch, "seven minutes
past two."
"And twenty-three miles to Albion. Your gentlemen
will have to hurry."
"They may make it if I can get an automobile
in town."
Again she laughed. "Automobiles aren't
popular in Greenbush. Peter Beedy is the only citizen who owns one. He's been
arrested and fined four times for exceeding the speed limit of eight miles an
hour. The last time that happened he was so mad he swore he'd never start the
machine again, and he had it towed to his barn and stored away."
"Thanks for the information. Me for Peter
Beedy." He glanced downward. Sitting on his haunches and gazing upward
with a wistful eye, Shep was licking his old chops. "If you will be good
enough to call your dog away and keep a firm, restraining hand upon him, I'll
hit the high spots between here and Mr. Beedy's domicile."
"As long as you're so completely lacking in
sand," said she, "I'll collar Shep and hold him until you get a fair
start. But let me warn you that if you succeed in getting Beedy's auto you'll
certainly be pinched and fined if you're caught driving faster than eight miles
an hour anywhere within the town limits."
"It's always necessary," was his retort,
"first to catch your hare. If Beedy's bubble has any speed at all,
somebody will be handed a laugh. When you give the word, I'll come down."
Now it chanced that neither of them had noticed
the approach of Libby's bull, confined in that same pasture. The bull was ugly,
and resentful of intrusion on its domain. And just as the girl placed one hand
on the dog's collar the bull charged, with a snort and a bellow. The man on the
limb shouted a warning. The girl screamed and dodged behind the tree. The dog,
seeing the charging beast by accident, bounded lamely to meet him. And the
bull, with one sweep of his horns, tossed the dog fifteen feet into the air.
The man in the tree was paralyzed with horror. The
disastrous attempt of the dog to protect his mistress seemed to check the
charging bull for barely a fraction of a second. With glaring eyes, the beast
came on, dashing straight at the terrified girl.
"The fence!" shouted the man.
"Run!"
Even as he uttered the words he realized what
would happen if she attempted to obey. The infuriated beast would overtake her,
toss her with its horns even as the old dog had been tossed, gore her, trample
the life out of her delicate body. For the briefest fraction of time, he was
sickened by the thought. Then he dropped from the tree directly in the path of
the mad creature. As he dropped, he snatched the cap from his head. The instant
his toes touched the turf, he sprang to one side. The bull missed him by a
foot, and he struck the animal across the eyes with his cap.
It seemed like a feeble thing to do, but he had
time for nothing else, and he hoped desperately to turn the attention of the
beast from the girl; hoped somehow, by diverting the creature's fury to
himself, to give her an opportunity to flee to safety beyond the fence.
The girl had circled round the tree, keeping it
between herself and the bull. As the man struck the animal, the latter swerved
and turned with amazing speed, surprised, perhaps, by the appearance of a
second human being on the scene. The stranger waved his arms and shouted
challengingly. The animal accepted the challenge promptly and charged at him.
"Oh!" gasped Miss Wiggin. "He'll
be—killed!"
But, almost with the agility of a capeador, the
young man again leaped aside at precisely the right moment to foil the beast.
Again he struck with his cap, but this time it was impaled on one of the bull's
horns and torn from his hand.
Without glancing round at the girl, he cried
sharply, commandingly: "Run for the fence! I'll keep him busy till you are
safe."
Bessie Wiggin ran, just as she was ordered to do,
although she did not realize what she was doing until she had almost reached
the fence. Too terrified to look back, she actually sailed over the barrier
almost as a frightened deer might have done, scarcely touching the top rail,
falling safe on the far side amid some bowlders and bushes, where for a moment
she lay panting and helpless.
She was aroused by Shep. The faithful old dog had
not been killed. Limping and whining, he had followed her in her flight and
dragged himself through the fence. Still whining plaintively, he was licking
her face.
With a sobbing cry, she seized the fence and
pulled herself to her feet. Still baiting the bull, the young man was dodging
round and round the tree, the enraged beast making every effort to reach him.
He had kept his word; he had held the attention of the animal while she
escaped; the handsome stranger she had called a coward had taken this dreadful
risk for her.
Realizing the danger he was in, she called to him
wildly: "Oh, look out—look out! Jump—quick! Run! Do something!"
He certainly was doing something; in fact, he was
an extremely busy person just then. Again and again he appeared to avoid the
rushes of the bull barely by a hair's breadth. Each time this happened the
girl's heart seemed ready to burst with terror. It could not last long. The
snorting, bellowing beast would get him at last. A slight miscalculation, the
slightest slip, and it would all be over.
Bessie Wiggin grasped a stake of the fence, and
tried desperately to tear it loose, intending to return to the assistance of
the stranger with this weapon. She was the coward, after all! She had run away
and left him to be killed!
Then she saw him "put over" a bit of
strategy on the bull. The animal had paused for a moment, and turned slowly
upon him, pawing the ground. Instead of placing the tree between himself and
danger, the man planted his back against it, his eyes never leaving the beast
for an instant.
Waving his hands in gestures of disdain, he
taunted the creature. "Come on, old lumberheels! Wake up and show a little
pep! Throw into high gear and give us some speed. Don't quit now; the fun's
just begun. Wake up! Come on!"
The bull leaped forward like a hurricane. And just
as the pale and horrified girl expected to see the man impaled to the tree, he
slipped deftly behind it. The head of the bull crashed against the oak, and the
animal staggered as if struck by a butcher's maul.
The stranger laughed. "That ought to give you
a slight headache," he said.
"Run!" cried the girl. "This
way—quick! Now's the time!"
Dazed, the bull was backing off slowly, shaking
his head. Evidently the man agreed with Bessie that the moment was propitious,
for he turned and raced toward the fence. But the animal had not been injured
nearly as much as one might have supposed, and, seeing his mocking foe in
flight, he plunged in pursuit.
The stranger was fleet-footed, but the bull was a
trifle fleeter. Just as the runner gathered himself to take the fence with one
clean leap, the beast overtook him. Through the air sailed the man, propelled
by the head and horns of the bull, as well as by the spring of his own legs.
Over the fence in a great curve he came, crashing head downward amid the rocks
and bushes.
When the young man opened his eyes again, he
discovered that his head was resting in the lap of Miss Bessie Wiggin, who,
sobbing hysterically, was wiping his forehead with a bloodstained handkerchief.
He looked up at her and smiled.
"Daphne!" he whispered.
"Reginald!" she cried.
Chapter III.
IT NEVER RAN SMOOTH.
You're not killed, are you?" she sobbed,
trying to stanch the flow of blood that trickled from a gash at the edge of his
hair near his temple.
"If I am," he returned, with a feeble
effort to jest, "I don't know it yet."
"But you're hurt. You struck on your
head."
"Probably that saved my life. Solid ivory,
you know. I will admit that I feel a trifle upset, so to speak. No, don't
move—please don't! The mere thought of your moving gives me pain."
"But I must go for help. You're
wounded."
"I am," he admitted, gazing up into her
blue eyes in a manner that gave her a most peculiar sensation. "Mortally
wounded, I fear. I never was hit so hard in my life, and I am afraid I can't
recover."
Again she cried out in apprehension and distress.
"Oh, I was afraid you were done for when that beast caught you!"
"I am," was his singularly cheerful
acknowledgment; "I'm done for. I've got mine. The jig is up with me."
"Is it your arms, your legs? Your ribs—are
they smashed? Where do you feel it most?"
"Here," he answered, putting his hand to
his heart. "But it isn't my ribs; it's something deeper, Daphne."
"That isn't my name; it's Bessie."
"Bessie! Mine's George. Awfully commonplace,
isn't it? Now, if my folks had only called me Reginald——"
"You mustn't try to talk. I'm sure it's
painful. You must keep still."
"I will if you'll keep on talking yourself.
The sound of your voice soothes me like the murmuring of a brook. Your eyes are
like springtime violets. The touch of your little hand is as delicious as a
draft of pure water to a person dying of thirst. Now I'll leave it to you if a
Reginald could beat that speech much."
She stiffened and drew back a bit, the color
beginning to return to her pale cheeks. They looked at each other steadily, and
the returning flush covered her face.
Beyond the fence the victorious bull pawed the
ground; from a vantage of safety the old dog glared through the rails and
regarded the bull with disapproval, but the man and girl paid no attention to
either of them. The girl had turned her gaze toward the distant road that wound
down into the village.
"I don't believe you are hurt much," she
said, in a low voice, which, however, was made unsteady by a queer little
throbbing in her throat. "If you were, you couldn't talk like that."
"It's because I am that I can talk like
that," he declared. "It's the first time I ever talked that way to
any one."
"Your friends who have to get to
Albion," she murmured; "I'm afraid they'll lose their train."
"By Jove!" he cried, sitting up
suddenly. "I'd clean forgotten them!"
"You were fooling me!" she exclaimed, as
she started to rise.
With a groan he fell back. The crimson, oozing
from his wound, ran down across his temple, and in another moment she was again
checking the flow with her handkerchief. His eyes were closed, and she imagined
he had fainted.
"Oh, dear!" She seemed distraught.
"I don't know what to do! I've got to get help, but if I leave you, you
may bleed to death."
"Don't let me bleed to death," he begged
faintly. "Don't leave me—Bessie. You mustn't leave me—as long as I
live."
It seemed a great effort for him to lift his
eyelids, but he looked at her again, and the appeal in his eyes filled her with
a feeling of desperation.
"You must have a doctor."
"You're the only doctor I want. You're the
only doctor who can cure me. If you throw up the case and turn me over to a
common pill slinger, I'll never get over it."
"But I've simply got to get help for you
somehow. I'll hurry."
"I can't let you go. I'm an awful coward, you
know, and——"
"You're nothing of the sort! I've never seen
anybody as brave as you are."
A tremor ran over his body. At first she thought
it was, a convulsive movement of pain, but when it continued she was overcome
by the astounding conviction that he was laughing. Astonishment gave place to
outraged indignation. There was no mistaking the fact that he was really
shaking with laughter that he sought in vain to suppress. She leaped up,
letting him drop back, and stood rigid, filled with intense resentment.
"You—you're making sport of me!" she
said, in a low voice that suddenly had in it something like icy brittleness.
"You've been playing on my sympathy! You're not really hurt—much. It was a
very gentlemanly thing to do! I hope you have enjoyed yourself!"
He sat up without much effort. "I give you my
word of honor that I didn't mean to laugh at you. Perhaps my head is affected a
little. This crack on the bean must be the cause. It really was some
bump."
"You—you wretch!" she cried, stamping
her foot. "I hate you!"
Her little hands were tightly clenched. She turned
away to hide the tears which welled again into her eyes; but now they were
tears of exasperation, shame, and rage.
He got quickly to his feet. "Please,
Bessie!" he said. "You don't understand. Not for the world would
I——"
He stopped short, staring across at the road, down
which a touring car containing two men was speeding toward the village.
"Great Cæsar!" he cried. "There
goes the governor! Hitchens must have got the engine running somehow. They'll
expect to find me in town."
With all the strength of a good pair of lungs, he
shouted, waving his hands above his head. The automobile sped on. Its occupants
neither saw nor heard him.
"I guess I'm left for the time being,"
he said. "They'll go ripping straight through to catch that train at
Albion."
"They won't rip through very far," Miss
Wiggin flung at him. "There's a trap just outside the village, watched by
a deputy sheriff and two constables. Your old governor will be nabbed and
pulled up before my father, who will soak him with a fine. And I hope dad soaks
him good," she finished, laughing, and doing so with a vindictiveness that
seemed to afford her untold relief and satisfaction.
Chapter IV.
THE TRAPPERS.
Jeremiah Small, constable of the town of
Greenbush, sat on the top rail of the roadside fence and wedged a load of fine
cut into the bowl of a burned, blackened, odorous corncob pipe, packing it down
with a decidedly dirty thumb. From his perch he could look over the top of a
cluster of low sumacs and keep watch upon a point on the hillside where the
highway wound into view. He could also see, somewhat nearer, a tall and lonely
elm tree, past which the road ran in a broadside curve.
"Weeping" Buzzell, another constable,
was sitting on the ground in the shade of the sumacs, leaning against the
fence, and occasionally wiping his red-rimmed and watery eyes with a faded and
mussed bandanna handkerchief. His jaws worked wearily at a quid of tobacco, the
presence of which was further advertised by the unmistakable stains at the
corners of his doleful and flabby mouth. He had chosen his lowly position for
comfort, and because his companion was far better adapted to the task of
outlook.
"I tell you, 'Miah," sniffed Buzzell,
"this here job is jest about played out. A dollar-sixty a day ain't no
livin' pay for a hard-workin' man, and that's all we git outside commissions on
the fines the jedge imposes, and the deputty sheruff gits the biggest whack at
them. We have to be pacified with what comes outer the little end o' the horn.
Yistidday my share was thutty-two cents, and so fur to-day we ain't nabbed only
one motor-cycle feller who come through by accident, havin' got off the road to
Damascus. I'm gittin' discouraged."
Constable Small made a final poke at the pipe
bowl, and glanced down at the complaining individual. "Never knowed you to
tackle any job that you didn't git discouraged over in a short time,
Silas," he averred contemptuously. "Gittin' discouraged is your long
suit. You've been discouraged all your life."
Buzzell moved his slouching shoulders resentfully.
"Mebbe that's so, 'Miah, but I ain't never had no luck, like some folks.
When I was swore in as constable and put on this job, there was an av'rage of
eighteen or twenty merchines a day that went through town regardless of speed
regerlations. Business was lively, and I sorter guessed my luck had turned. But
now them there automobile fellers has got wise and sent out warnin's and posted
notices in all the garrages round about cautionin' folks to keep away from
Greenbush, and they're goin' round by the way of Damascus or Cherryfield, and
leavin' us to twiddle our thumbs. My opinion, it's hurt the town, too;
Greenbush is deader'n a salted herrin'."
Small lifted a broganed foot and struck a match on
the leg of his trousers, after which he held it up until his wheezing pipe was
lit.
"Better not go makin' that kind of talk in
the hearin' of Jedge Wiggin," he warned, pulling hard at the rebellious
corncob. "If you done so, he'd tell you what in a hurry, and you'd lose
your badge so quick it'd make your head swim. You know him, Silas. He ain't got
no use for automobiles nohow, and when he announced that he perposed to enforce
the speed regerlations without fear or favor, he sartainly meant it. He'd slap
a fine onter the President of the United States if he was to go scootin'
through town faster'n the speed limit allows."
"Mebbe he would," said Buzzell.
"He's so hard-headed and sot it would be just like him. Jest because he's
alwus been a hoss owner and a hossman, he's down on automobiles in gen'ral and
ev'rybody that has anything to do with 'em. I reckon that's why he wants to be
representative to the iegislatoor, he wants to go there to put through some
kind of a bill to restrict the use of them merchines to certain roads so that
the drivers of hosses can have the other roads to themselves. That's jest how
old-fashioned the jedge is."
"Lemme tell you somethin', Silas," said
Constable Small, taking his pipe from between his teeth and striking an
impressive attitude with it. "They better let him go. If the jedge don't
git the nomination from this deestrict, he'll upset their apple cart as sure as
preachin'. There'll be three candidates in the primaries, and the party don't
want Rufe Crockett, for he's a windbag, a turncoat, and a flopper, and he'd be
beat at the polls, just as he was four year ago on the ticket of t'other party.
But if Jedge Wiggin can't win, I'll bet you a twenty-cent plug of War Hoss he
turns his strength ag'inst Ephraim Glover, of Palmyra, and throws the
nomination to Crockett. This deestrict is the keystone, and if the party loses
it, they'll most likely lose the whole county. I understand the governor
himself is ruther fretted over the situation, with the primaries comin' on next
week."
"I don't keer much about politics
nohow," declared Buzzell, wiping his eyes again. "One party's bad as
t'other, and there ain't neither of 'em done nothing for me. Still I s'pose I'm
expected to vote for the jedge jest because I happened to be the most capable
man they could find for this job. Nobody else I know of wanted it. I took it
because it promised to be a purty good thing, not because I'm partic'ler agin'
automobilists. I'm goin' to tell you my private idee: I think Nathan Wiggin's
turned Greenbush into a graveyard by finin' ev'rybody ketched goin' faster'n
eight miles in the town limits. He's give the place a black eye and set people
to dodgin' it. He ain't progressive, that's all I got to say."
"And if you've got any sense left in your
noodle you won't go round kowwowing that kind of talk. If you did—— Hey! By
gowdy! Here comes a bubble over the hill! Git up! Git out your ticker and ketch
him when he passes the big elum. He's hittin' it up like a streak of greased
quicksilver."
There was immediate action in the shade of the
sumacs. With a sniffling grunt, which held something both of protest and
eagerness, Weeping Buzzell heaved himself to his feet, fishing for his watch.
On the fence Jeremiah Small already had his timepiece in hand. His snaggy teeth
gripped the pipestem; his leathery face expressed the rapacity of the still
hunter who has sighted game.
"Ready, now!" he cried. "Ketch him
when I give the word. Now!"
Down the winding road shot the automobile,
trailing a cloud of dust behind it. Besides the driver, a smooth-faced,
bespectacled man of thirty, it contained only one person, a stout, florid,
worried-looking individual in the middle years of life.
"Careful, Hitchens!" warned the latter,
as the man at the wheel made a turn that barely prevented them from taking to
the ditch. "You know you're not used to driving. Don't pile us up."
"Don't worry, sir," returned the driver
reassuringly. "You know you've got to catch that train if you're going to
get to your office for the conference with the chairman of the State committee.
You'll have to talk with old Wiggin over the phone. No time to stop in
Greenbush and chin with him now."
"We've got to pick up the boy in town. He
must have got there twenty minutes ago. We're liable to meet him starting out
after me with a hired car. Keep your eyes peeled."
Around another curve careened the car, and struck
the straight, gentle incline running down into the village. Out from behind the
sumacs dashed the constables, Jeremiah Small planting himself in the very
center of the highway, one hand upflung authoritatively while the other flipped
back his coat and revealed the badge pinned to his left suspender. Silas
Buzzell backed him up, but with a shade more discretion about blocking the path
of the speeding motor car.
"Stop!" shouted Constable Small.
"In the name of the law I command you!"
"Hold up!" wheezed Constable Buzzell.
"Stop right where ye be!"
"Pinched!" exclaimed the driver, in
disgust and consternation.
"Don't stop! Go on!" rasped the
florid-faced man at his side. Then he lifted himself above the glass wind
shield, flung up his gloved hands, and roared: "Clear the road, you
idiots! Out of the way! Get out!"
Seeing the automobile whizzing straight at him
without slackening speed to any perceptible degree, Jeremiah Small cast his
dignity to the winds and made a leap for safety. Weeping Buzzell backed off the
shoulder of the road, caught his heel, and sat down amid the dusty grass of the
shallow ditch. The car swished past, the stout man relaxing on the seat, and
tore on its way.
"That'll cost ye ten dollars more for defyin'
the majesty of the law!" spluttered Small, shutting his eyes to prevent
them from being filled with the blinding cloud of dust flung over both
officers. "The jedge alwus tucks on an additional ten for that trick. Go
it, you gay birds! The faster you drive, the higher you'll bounce when you hit
the bumps. Come on, Silas! Deputty Newberry'll have that gay pair collared in
two shakes of a lamb's tail."
If the defiant autoists fancied they were to
escape the clutches of the speed regulators in that easy manner, they soon
realized their error. Farther on toward the village, running the full width of
the road, were a series of artfully arranged ridges and hollows calculated to
give a severe shaking up to the passengers of any motor car proceeding at a
speed exceeding four or five miles an hour.
When this particular car struck those
speed-killers, the two occupants were shot into the air with great violence.
Coming down, the car seemed to meet them coming up, and the second and third
bounces were worse than the first. Indeed, it was little short of remarkable
that the florid-faced passenger succeeded in staying in the car at all. The
driver, clinging desperately to the wheel, had a better chance, although he
found it extremely difficult. And ahead of them the road undulated for a distance
of several rods, like miniature waves of the sea.
"Ugh! Woogh! Woosh!" spluttered the
older man, clutching wildly at the bucking car. "What—in—Halifax! Shut
her—unk!—down, Hitchens! Stop her!"
Hitchens struggled to obey, finally succeeding in
throwing the clutch and jamming on the brake. The wheels, locked, slid with a
grinding sound that meant money in the pocket of some tire manufacturer, the
car bobbed and hobbled over the ragged places, and the pursuing cloud of dust
swooped down over them. When the dust settled a little and they could catch
their breath again, they beheld a formidable, satisfied-looking man calmly
mounting the right-hand running board.
"I'm the deputty sheruff of this town,"
announced the individual who had boarded them. "And you are took up for
breaking the speed limit and defyin' two regler authorized officers of the
law."
Chapter V.
DISPENSING JUSTICE.
The driver bristled with indignation.
"It's an outrage!" he cried. "We
must get to Albion in time to catch the three-forty train. You can't stop
us."
"I've stopped ye already," said Deputy
Sheriff Newberry serenely. "Under the circumstances it don't become you to
tell me what I can't do. You'll be permitted to proceed on your way to Albion
after Jedge Wiggin attends to your case. So you might as well soople down and
take it calm."
"But you don't understand, you don't know who
you're holding up in this high-handed fashion. You are interfering with——"
"Wait, Hitchens!" cut in the other man,
giving a glance at his watch. "Never mind telling him who we are."
"'Tain't necessary," stated Newberry.
"You'll have to tell the jedge, anyhow."
"How long," asked the man with the
watch, "will it require to get through with this business so that we may
go on. It is most important that we should get that train."
"Wull," drawled the deputy, "if the
jedge is around handy, and he don't read you too long a lecture before he slaps
on the fine, mebbe you'll git started ag'in in half or three-quarters of an
hour; 'tain't likely to be more'n an hour, anyhow."
"Half an hour will make us miss the train.
Can't we fix it with you?"
"Now take keer, take keer! Don't you go for
to offer no bribes to an officer of the law. I couldn't take them nohow,"
he added as Constable Small came hurrying up with Constable Buzzell wheezing
and sniffling at his heels.
"But," protested Hitchens, "if you
knew who——"
"Never mind that," interrupted the older
man sharply. "The other business will have to wait. I have a curiosity to
see just how Judge Wiggin handles cases of this sort."
"Your cur'osity," assured Deputy Sheriff
Newberry, swinging open the tonneau door, "will be satisfied. Git in,
boys!"
When the three men had all piled into the rear of
the car the one in command directed Hitchens to drive straight down the long
main street of the town, and proceeded slowly.
Their appearance in the village was the signal for
various inhabitants who observed them to grin and wag their heads, making
uncomplimentary and derisive remarks, while a number of small boys, hooting and
laughing, assembled and followed the car as far as Turner's grocery, over
which, in a bare and sparsely furnished room, Judge Wiggin dispensed justice by
mulcting the unfortunate speeders who were arraigned before him. A number of
idle citizens, who had been gossiping and- swapping stories on the store steps,
rose at once and followed the prisoners, conducted by Newberry and Buzzell, up
the narrow back stairs to the "courtroom." Jeremiah Small had been
sent to fetch the judge.
The automobilists were given chairs facing a table
which served as a desk, and an anæmic-looking young man in horn-rimmed
spectacles seated himself at the table and began making out the complaint,
having first questioned Buzzell about the speed which the offenders had been
making when they ran into the trap.
"Your name?" inquired the clerk, turning
to the older man.
"Put down John Doe," said the latter,
"and Richard Roe," he added, nodding toward his companion. "I am
the owner of the car. Richard was driving when we were held up."
The younger man gave him a queer look, and leaned
closer, whispering something behind his hand. The answer was a grim smile and a
shake of the head. After slight hesitation, the clerk wrote down the names as
given.
The sound of heavy steps on the stairs preceded
the entrance of Constable Small, who announced that the judge was out
somewhere, but that Willie Baker and Nubby Snell had been sent scouting to find
him.
"I never heard of such an outrage!"
exploded the intensely annoyed Hitchens. "Somebody is going to regret this
imposition. Time is valuable to us, and——"
"Don't git flustered and fly off the handle,
mister," advised Deputy Newberry, twisting off a quid of War Horse with
his teeth and stowing it, bularger|ing, into his cheek with a tongue made
dexterous by long practice. "It won't joggle things along no faster, and I
cal'late you'll be the one to do the regrettin' if you go shootin' off a lot of
loose talk. If you git sassy before the jedge, I warn ye now that it'll prob'ly
land ye in the caboose. 'Go slow' is a motter it's best to foller around here."
"Why don't you tell them something?"
persisted Hitchens, again appealing to his companion.
"What talking I decide to do will be done to
the judge himself," said the older man.
In the course of fifteen minutes Judge Wiggin
appeared. He was a lean and wiry man with a somewhat grim jaw and a steely blue
eye. There was dignity in his manner. He scarcely glanced at the prisoners as
he seated himself at the table opposite the clerk and adjusted his spectacles
to read the complaint.
"Hats off!" he ordered, rapping with his
knuckles. "John Doe and Richard Roe, by the complaint of a deputy sheriff
and two constables, by the town of Greenbush duly and legally authorized, you
are hereby charged with catawamping a hossless vehicle over a public highway, lying
within the town limits, at a speed of forty miles an hour, thereby rupturing
the law made and provided, and wantonly and willfully endangering the peace and
safety of other persons who might find it necessary to locomote upon said
highway.
"According to the complaint," the judge
continued, "the before-mentioned Richard Roe was the driver, and the
before-mentioned John Doe the owner, of said hossless vehicle at the time of
the infraction of said law. That being the fact, the penalty administered, in
case the charge is admitted or proven, will be applied in full to the person
who was engaged in piloting the juggernaut when you was nabbed. And let me add
that in this court, with the exception of the judge presiding, unnecessary talk
is a luxury, and luxuries add to the high cost of living. A word to the wise is
a seed sown upon good ground that springeth up and beareth the fruit of
economy. Richard Roe, guilty or not guilty?"
Biting his lip with annoyance, the younger of the
two prisoners started to protest: "It was necessary—er—your honor, that we
should catch the westward-bound train at Albion. If you we're aware who we are,
who your petty officers, hiding like highwaymen in ambush, had ventured to hold
up——"
Again Judge Wiggin's knuckles smote the desk.
"Apparently," he said, "my observation regarding the expense of
unnecessary talk in this court failed to sink in, or even to make a dent. No
excuse of private necessity condones infractions of the law. Your careless
remark, as well as the suspicious nature of the names you have given, leads me
to believe that you are pirooting around the country under false colors, and
makes it rather probable that you are old offenders trying in that way to dodge
the extreme penalty the court might see fit to administer if your real
identities was known. I shall bear this in mind in passing sentence."
The grinning spectators tittered guardedly. The
older man reached out and placed a hand on his companion's knee.
"You can see that you are simply making
matters worse," he whispered. "Anything you may say will be used
against us. Plead guilty at once."
Squirming and rebellions, Hitchens complied.
However, instead of passing sentence without delay, the judge squared away on
his chair, locked the fingers of his hands before him, and proceeded to read
the culprits a lengthy lecture anent the rights of the common people upon the
highways and the outrageous and criminal manner in which these rights were
disregarded by automobilists in general.
During this scathing harangue he scarcely looked
at either of the impatient and suffering victims, but kept his gaze fixed, for
the most part, on the rafters above their heads. He was the possessor of a
fluent flow of language, and a somewhat homely native wit that was keen and
stinging; and certain it was that his vituperation was in no degree delicately
barbed. Even the self-restraint of the elder man was tested to the limit.
And presently, when the fine of twenty-five
dollars and costs—twenty-eight dollars and thirty cents, all told—had been
inflicted and paid over, the owner of the motor car released the safety valve.
"Judge Wiggin," he said, "I'm
compelled to tell you that it has never been my misfortune to witness a greater
farce or a more ridiculous travesty of justice. You made it absolutely evident
that, from the very beginning, your mind was made up and that you would impose
a fine, regardless of extenuating circumstances. You practically warned us that
any attempt at defense would merely increase the sum of money you were
determined to get out of us. Such, narrow-minded bigotry stamps you as a man
unfit to rep- resent this district in the legislature."
Nathan Wiggin bent a grim and steady eye upon him.
"And them few remarks," he returned placidly, "constitute a
clear case of contempt, for which I shall have to tuck on another twenty-five
dollars, to preserve the dignity of the court. However, considering the fact
that the last time I heard you speak from the stump you shot off a whole lot of
balderdash, for all of which the so-called intelligent voters of this State saw
fit to elect you governor, I'll remit the fine. And discretion being the better
part of valor, let me suggest that you bottle up further seething criticism
until we both get outside, where, as man to man, we can tell each other jest
what we think, without mincin' words."
Chapter VI.
A DEMONSTRATION POSTPONED.
A bombshell, exploding in that room, could hardly
have created a greater sensation. The governor! The governor of the State,
arrested for speeding in the little town of Greenbush, had been fined by Judge
Wiggin, who, as a would-be candidate for the legislature, required the support
and votes in his district of the governor's own party!
Further than that, more extraordinary, more
incomprehensible, having immediately recognized the governor as one of the two
offenders, the judge had dared to reprimand him precisely as if he were an
ordinary citizen; possibly with a trifle more caustic severity. And Nat Wiggin
was altogether too shrewd and long-headed not to realize that a single word
from the chief executive of the State would be almost certain to blast his
political ambitions.
Nevertheless, a little calm thought would have led
Wiggin's neighbors there assembled to realize that his fearless action was
precisely what they might have expected of him. Never in his life had he played
the toady, and he was not a person to cringe in the presence of power and pomp.
"Without fear or favor" was his motto, and, right or wrong, he adhered
to it. Hard-headed and obstinate he might be, but he was not inconsistent.
The spectators crowded forward on tiptoe, gaping,
almost aghast. Frowning and grim, his face purple with anger, the governor
stared at the judge. Calm and unperturbed as a June morning, the latter
announced that court was adjourned, and rose from his seat. Trembling with
deepest indignation, the governor's secretary pulled at his elbow.
"Come," urged Hitchens in a low tone,
"let's get out before I lose control of myself and twist that old
lunatic's nose."
"I don't think you'd better try that, here or
elsewhere, under any provocation," returned the chief executive.
"I've a notion he'd take as much pleasure in fighting as in fining a
speeder."
They turned toward the stairs, the spectators,
still staring wide-eyed, clattering back to open a lane through which they
could pass. Weeping Buzzell was ahead of them, galvanized into unusual and
amazing activity.
"Make way for the governor!" he snuffled,
waving his arms.
Down the stairs in advance he stumped, bursting
with eagerness to carry the news to those apathetic townsmen who had not been
drawn by curiosity to the courtroom. Marvelous and incredible was the swiftness
with which that news spread. Small boys carried it, scurrying. The governor had
been nabbed for breaking the speed limit; Judge Wiggin had reprimanded and
fined him. Villagers of both sexes and all ages came hurrying toward Turner's
store, anxious to get a glimpse of the notable who had met such summary and
impartial treatment at the hands of the "jedge." Hitchens saw them
assembling.
"Let's get out of this hole," he urged.
"All the jays in the town will be here in less than ten minutes." He
made for the automobile, which stood in front of the store, headed down the
street.
"We've got to find George," said the
governor, following. "It's odd he hasn't shown up. Wonder what's become of
him."
As they paused irresolutely beside the motor car
the judge, having issued forth, approached. There was nothing placating or
apologetic in his manner, nor did he wear an offensive, defiant air.
"Governor," he said, "if you'd seen
fit to notify me by telefome that business of importance made it necessary for
yon to go skihooting through this own, I'd have had the speed limit raised to
fifty miles an hour for the occasion, and the officers keepin' an open and
clear road for ye. But when you was ketched, and hauled up before me, same as
any other private person, and give a fictitious name, I figgered there was only
one way to handle the case, which was the same as I'd handle any other, I'm
agin' these here highway locomotives on principle, and I'd fine the Czar of
Roosia if he was took up for speeding in one within the limits of this
town."
Something like a faint smile began to play around
the corners of the governor's mouth. "How many times. have you ridden in
an automobile, Judge Wiggin?" he asked.
"Jest about as many times as you've rid on
the tail of a comet, governor. A good, fast-steppin' hoss suits me."
"Exactly. And you've driven some fast
steppers in your time. No doubt you've driven them through the streets of this
town at a much greater speed than eight miles an hour, thus endangering the
lives of pedestrians and others upon the highways."
"Endangerin' fiddlesticks! I know how to
handle hosses, sir. I've broke and trained hundreds of 'em in my day. I know
how to guide 'em and how to stop 'em."
"Still you may not realize that an expert
driver of a motor car has far more perfect control over his machine than the
driver of a spirited horse can possibly have over the animal. Likewise, an auto
moving at the same relative speed as a horse attached to a carriage may be
stopped more quickly than the horse. Therefore the machine, properly handled,
is a smaller menace to human safety than a horse-drawn carriage."
"Governor," said Nathan P. Wiggin,
"politeness forbids me to tell you jest what I think of that statement.
Besides, I've got my coat on."
"If you're too prejudiced," said the
governor, "get into this car with me, and you shall have a
demonstration."
Just how this invitation would have been received
at that moment cannot be said. Through the crowd came a panting, freckled,
red-headed young man, flinging people aside with his long arms.
"Hey, Jedge Wiggin!" he called
chokingly. "Bessie's gone crazy! Come home quick!"
"Whut's that, Lem Dodd?" cried the
judge, snapping round and grabbing the young man by the shoulder. "My
darter—gone crazy? What d'ye mean?"
"Jest whut I say," insisted Lem Dodd
chokingly. "She brung a strange young feller inter the house, and he's got
a crack on his cabeza, and he keeled over on the parlor sofy, and he looked
like he was a goner, with his eyes shet, and she hollered and flopped on her
knees beside him, and called him 'Reginal' and 'dear,' and called herself a
murderer, and kissed him right slap on the kisser." He caught his breath
with a gulping sound of distress. "And when Miss Sally asked her who he
was, she said she didn't know, and he don't b'long round these parts, for I
never see him before, and she's crazy as a June bug or she'd never do no such
thing."
"This," said the judge, "is a case
for immediate investigation. Under the circumstances, governor, we'll have to
postpone that demonstration till some future date."
Then he set off for his home, a short distance up
the street, accompanied by the agitated and urgent Lemuel Dodd.
Chapter VII.
A NOVICE AT THE WHEEL.
The governor and Hitchens made inquiry of the
crowd regarding their missing driver, but no one present seemed to have seen
the man. Presently the governor turned to his secretary.
"You don't imagine," he asked in a low
tone, "that the young man who is injured in Judge Wiggin's house can be
George?"
"The girl called him Reginald, according to
that fellow who brought word to the judge."
"Still, I've got a queer notion that it may
be the boy. Let's investigate."
When they reached Wiggin's front door, George, a
bandage tied round his head, was just coming out, followed by the judge, who
seemed to be highly disturbed and indignant.
"I'm all right now, governor," called
the young man reassuringly. "A disagreeable bull helped me over a fence,
and I sort of collapsed after walking into town."
"Governor," said Nathan Wiggin grimly,
"as near as I can find out, your shuffer climbed a tree to git away from a
toothless, half-blind old shepherd dog, and run like the devil when Libby's
bull took after him. Then he follered my darter home, and walked right into the
house arter her. Whuther or not he was shammin' when he flopped on the sofy
with his eyes shet, Bessie was upsot and made a touse over him. She's a ruther
emotional girl. My sister's lookin' after her now, and I've told her what I
think of shuffers in gen'ral and young men that climb trees to get away from
dogs without teeth enough to dent a biscuit."
The governor laughed. "There may be an excuse
for the young man," he said. "He was bitten by a vicious dog when
very young, but I don't think bulls could scare him much." He put his arm
across the shoulders of the young man. "Are you sure you're not hurt much,
George?"
"Well, not on the head," was the reply.
"But that girl came pretty near finishing me. She's a perfect witch, and
I——"
"Such a statement concerning my darter is
slanderous, considering the fuss she made over him," said Judge Wiggin in
deep resentment. "But I don't s'pose it's anything more than could be
expected of an ordinary shuffer."
Again the governor laughed in a peculiar way.
"Perhaps not," he admitted, turning back to the judge. "I'd like
to convince you, however, that my argument about automobiles was right, and, as
long as you prevented me from catching my train after I had spent three hours
persuading Ephraim Glover, of Palmyra, to withdraw and not contest you in the
primaries, I think it is up to you to give me the chance."
First Nathan Wiggin looked astonished, and then
slowly his face turned red.
"Was that whut brought you inter these
parts?" he asked.
"That was the principal business. Glover was
so hard to handle that I was delayed until it was only possible for me to get
back by train in time for an important meeting to-night."
Judge Wiggin's embarrassment was painful.
"Governor," he said, "circumstances alter cases. I'm ruther
sorry circumstances interfered with that important app'intment of yours. But
whinin' never stopped a blister from smarting, and it's too late to dodge after
you've been jabbed by the business end of a hornet. Although I've said I'd
never set foot in one of them gas-wagon contraptions, considering who's invited
me, if you'll agree to proceed circumspect and decorous within the town limits,
and promise to land me back here safe and sound, I'm going to take you
up."
"Done," accepted Governor Bradley.
"Come along, judge."
Back to Turner's grocery, where the bigger part of
the curious crowds still hovered around the touring car, they went, the
governor walking arm in arm with Nathan Wiggin, greatly to the wonderment of
the staring throng.
"I want you to sit on the forward seat so
that you can watch the driver operate the car, judge," said the governor,
opening one of the forward doors. "Get in!"
The incredulous and bewildered spectators gasped
when the judge complied without a murmur to this invitation. Lem Dodd had said
that Bessie Wiggin had gone crazy, and now it seemed that Bessie's father was
ready for a padded cell.
"Wull, what d'ye think o' that?" mumbled
old Abner Nutter, poking his thumb into the ribs of Joshua Philbrook. "The
jedge—goin' bubble ridin' arter he's swore a hundred times that there wasn't
money enough in the United States treasury to hire him to set in one o' them
ber jiggered things. I've heerd him say it with my own two ears."
"They've hippynotized him," was
Philbrook's opinion. "Nothin' else explains it. He ain't in his right
mind."
"Perhaps you'd better let Hitchens drive,
George," said the governor, addressing the injured young man. "I
declare, you're pale! Sure you're not badly hurt?"
"Somehow walking makes me dizzy," was
the answer. "Still, I'm feeling better. I think I'll step into this store
and get a drink of water."
Having become suddenly anxious, the chief
executive followed him into the store. Hitchens, fretful and none too well
pleased with the governor for wasting so much time on Wiggin, left the latter
sitting in the car and mounted the store steps.
Aware that the accusing eyes of his fellow
townsmen were upon him, Nathan Wiggin gave his attention to the mechanism of
the car as displayed before him. He examined the levers and pedals, squinted at
the clock and the speedometer and the gasoline gauge. He wondered at the
numerous contrivances of push buttons and small levers on the dash. He even
bent forward and curiously moved one of the latter from one side to the other.
About that time a bold urchin who had climbed on the running board released the
emergency brake.
It was a cry of warning from somebody in the crowd
that made Judge Wiggin aware that the car was moving. It had been standing on a
gentle incline, with its nose pointing down the long main street, and had
started as soon as the brake was set free.
"Hey!" shouted an excited voice.
"She's goin'! Jump, jedge!"
Nathan Wiggin did not jump. He was not greatly
alarmed at first. The thing had barely started; it was not running away. He had
broken and trained vicious horses that other men could do nothing with, some of
them veritable man-killers, and surely he could stop an inanimate contrivance
like a motor car, especially when it was not under power. Possibly he was
restrained also by a conviction that he could not abandon the car with dignity,
and by the knowledge that to abandon it at all under such circumstances would
possibly make him an object of ridicule. He knew with what keen gusto the
Greenbushers "harped on a joke" and nagged the victim thereof.
"Whoa!" said the judge, moving quickly
over into the driver's seat and grasping the wheel. "Whoa back!"
The car moved on, those persons who had been in
front of it hastily scrambling out of the way. The judge braced hard with one
foot against the clutch pedal, but that did not seem to have any effect. He
grabbed one of the levers, thinking it might be the brake, and gave it a yank.
It was the lever that manipulated the gears. At the same time his foot slipped
off the clutch pedal.
Thrown into gear, the moving car cranked itself,
and the engine leaped to life with a sudden vibrating hum. For in shifting the
tiny lever on the dash Judge Wiggin had made connections with the magneto. The
surprised man gasped as the machine gave a sudden forward lunge, like a horse
beneath the stinging cut of a whip. Almost before he could gasp twice, the
confounded thing was running away.
"Whoa!" shouted the dismayed man
commandingly, surging back on the wheel with all his strength. "If the bit
holds, I'll break your jaw, you——"
One foot was planted on the accelerator, jamming
it down and opening the throttle wide. The engine roared beneath the quivering
hood. The car made a jump that seemed to take all four wheels off the ground.
Judge Wiggin's hat flew off, his sparse gray hair stood on end, his eyes
bularger|ed; but between his parted, drawn-back lips his teeth were set. Behind
him he heard the horrified shouts of the crowd, through which Hitchens had
vainly tried to plow a path in time to board the machine before it could get
beyond his reach. Realizing he had failed, Hitchens stopped and flung up his
arms in despair.
"The old fool!" he groaned. "He'll
smash the car! He'll be killed!"
Chapter VIII.
WORSE THAN A WILD HORSE.
Annoyed and amazed by the inexplicable and
cantankerous behavior of the automobile, Nathan Wiggin was, at the same time,
aroused to resentment and wrath. The confounded thing was acting exactly like a
wild, viciously ugly, unbroken colt. Immediately the judge's fighting blood
rose. He was stirred by the tingling joy of contest; it throbbed in every vein
of his body. Still holding the throttle wide open with one foot, he planted the
other on the brake, and sawed at the wheel.
The things the automobile did then made it seem
more than ever like a strong and furious young horse battling against restraint
and mastery. It bucked and plunged in jerky jumps; it "pitched
fence-cornered" from side to side, after the style of a Western broncho;
it snorted and choked and snorted again.
"Whoa, you dratted catamaran!" snarled
the judge. "You've gotter whoa or I'll take your jaw off!"
Only for the down grade he might have stalled the
engine before the racking of the car caused his foot to fly off the brake
pedal. When that happened, it continued on its way down the hill toward the
wooden bridge that spanned the Swampsjcott River, swaying from one side of the
road to the other. At times it threatened to climb trees or telephone poles, or
crash through fences and plunge like a battering-ram into the fronts of houses
or stores. But always the crazy machine swerved in time to avoid disaster, and
shot across to the other side of the road.
When his right hand slipped from the wheel, the
judge grabbed the side of the car body, and his clutching thumb jammed down the
button that operated the electric siren. The button stuck, and the siren howled
like a doomed demon of despair, causing Nathan Wiggin's hair to stand up stiff
as the bristles on a horse brush.
The fearsome sound of the wailing whistle brought
people running to windows to behold a sight no one in Greenbush had ever
expected to see—Judge Wiggin driving an automobile! To say that he was driving
it more than borders on hyperbole; it would be far closer to the truth to state
that it was driving him—frantic! He was not habitually a profane man, but he
possessed a broad vocabulary of vigorous expletives of a more or less impious
nature; and it must be admitted that the language he addressed to that motor
car would have shocked a parson. Those who dashed to their windows in time to
see him shoot zigzagging past beheld a man that was little short of raving mad.
Hens that had been scratching peacefully in the
village street fled, squawking. Barking furiously, a yellow dog charged out.
The car leaped at the animal, struck it with one forward wheel, and sent it,
spinning and howling, into the gutter.
Deaf as a doormat, old Betsy Tucker, going to
market with a hand basket containing two dozen eggs, neither saw nor heard
until the runaway auto was perilously close upon her and the judge was howling
like a maniac for her to "clear the road." Then she gave a yell and
threw up her arms, flinging basket and eggs into the air. She was saved by
sheer luck, for the judge, plunging at the wheel, turned the machine so that it
missed her by less than a foot. The basket came down, bottom up, on Nathan
Wiggin's head, and the eggs—well, for some moments thereafter the judge could
not have seen to drive, had he possessed the required skill. From his shoulders
up he resembled the initial preparation of an omelet.
"Holy sassafras!" he spluttered.
"It's raining fish glue! Everything happens at once!"
As soon as he could blink a pair of peepholes
through that golden film—he did not dare let go with his hands to wipe his
eyes—he saw that the foot of the hill was almost reached, and that the bridge
across the peacefully flowing river lay just ahead. It was not a very wide
bridge, and Tobias Blaisdell, perched on a load of hay drawn by two horses, was
just driving on to the far end.
"Back up, you blinkety-blank jayhawker!"
yelled the judge. "Make a clear passage or I'll bore a tunnel in ye!"
Had he been less excited he would have realized
that it was much too late for such a cumbersome obstruction to get out of the
way. Blaisdell had time only to check his horses and stare in horror at the
shrieking engine of destruction that was charging upon him. He did not
recognize Nathan Wiggin in the egg-bespattered wild man who seemed to be
guiding the humming mechanism of disaster, but he knew that, in about four
seconds, unless a miracle intervened, horses, motor car, hay, and human beings
were going to be mixed in a spectacular and tragic smash.
Then, as the uncontrolled automobile reached the
middle span of the bridge, the miracle took place. Shooting suddenly to one
side, the machine struck the wooden railing, and went through it as if it had
been constructed of clay pipestems. Into the deepest part of the river it
plunged, flinging up a great splash of spray, and disappeared from view. Nathan
Wiggin, of Greenbush, vanished with it.
Chapter IX.
WHEN THE LIMIT CAME OFF.
The shouts of the startled crowd in front of
Turner's grocery had brought those within the store rushing out to learn the
cause of alarm. The governor came with them, followed a second later by the
young man who had been tossed by Libby's bull. They beheld the motor car well
under way, and the judge struggling frantically and ineffectually to restrain
it.
"Great guns!" groaned the governor,
turning pale. "Wiggin's started the demonstration on his own hook. He'll
smash a four-thousand-dollar car and his neck at the same time!"
The young man with the bandaged head stiffened. If
he felt weak or dizzy at that moment, he flung it off instantly. With a single
bound he was at the foot of the store steps, against which leaned a bicycle,
left there temporarily by some one. He grabbed the bicycle, uttering a ringing
shout for everybody to get out of the way.
Through the scattered crowd he dashed, leaping to
the saddle and catching the pedals with his nimble feet. Bending over the
handlebars, he started in pursuit of the automobile, which, by this time, was
halfway down the hill, with the wailing siren in full blast.
Continuing to jabber and shout, the crowd
followed, stringing out in a straggling line. Boys and younger men were in the
lead. Middle-aged, bewhiskered, bald-headed men came next. The rear guard was
made up of the aged and decrepit; the very last one of all, bent with
rheumatism, and hobbling with the aid of two canes, being Zebediah Titcomb, the
sage of Greenbush.
Never since its foundation had the sleepy town of
Greenbush beheld such a spectacle. Never in its history had there been such
tremendous excitement within its boundaries. The end of all things terrestrial
could scarcely have created a greater hullabaloo in that torpid community.
The young man on the bicycle was not able to
overtake the runaway motor car before it reached the bridge, but he was not far
behind it. When the automobile smashed through the railing and leaped into the
river, he jumped from the bicycle and followed it without the slightest
hesitation.
He was an excellent swimmer, and, rising from the
plunge, he saw the head of Nathan Wiggin bob to the surface within reach of his
arm. Immediately he fastened a hand on the man's collar.
"Keep still! Stop thrashing," he said,
"and I'll get you out."
The somewhat difficult task of rescuing Judge
Wiggin from drowning was accomplished, while the panting throng that had
reached the bridge looked on and cheered. Reaching shallow water, the young man
assisted the judge to his feet, and both waded forth to dry land.
Arriving on shore, the older man immediately sat
down facing the river, beneath the sluggish surface of which Governor Bradley's
automobile lay immersed. After a few choking gulps, he began to speak in
accents and words of the utmost self-contempt.
"Nate Wiggin," he said, addressing
himself, "you've lived to be fifty-four year old, and arrived at the
conclusion that there wasn't anything that traveled on legs or wheels that you
couldn't handle. Which goes to show that when a man thinks he knows all there
is to know about anything a shrinkage has set in about half an inch beneath the
roots of his hair. A wise fool is about as safe to have round as a stick of
dynamite bakin' in the oven of a red-hot stove. If he don't damage nobody else,
he's pretty likely to blow up and bust himself."
The governor and his secretary, followed by a few
others, came hurrying to the spot. Seeing them approach, the judge got upon his
feet, dripping tiny rivulets.
"Governor," he observed, "there's
no great loss without some small gain. You'll save the price of a wash for that
there automobile. Whatever damage or expense may accrue I ca'late I'll have to
sustain. I guess we can find a way to get her out."
"I'm thankful," said Governor Bradley,
"that you were not killed."
"I don't see why that should choke you with
joy. In your place I'd prob'ly be so blazin' mad I'd start in to murder
somebody."
His eyes streaming and his nose snuffling, Weeping
Buzzell broke in: "Obadaiah Cobb has come along with his hoss and wagon.
He's right there at the end of the bridge, and he'll take ye home, jedge. You
better git outer them wet clothes if you don't want to ketch your
everlarsting."
"I'm no wetter'n this young feller who yanked
me outer the drink," said the judge. "He's got to come along to the
house with me and get fixed up. And you, too, governor, and t'other
gentleman—you come; I insist on it. You're going to stop with me, the whole
caboodle of ye, to supper. Hosspitality deferred may be hosspitality soured,
but I'll guarantee to do my best to sweeten it up on this occasion."
By this time it seemed that by far the greater
portion of the inhabitants of the town were packed upon the bridge or jamming
the roadway. And when Obadiah Cobb took the governor, the judge, and the other
two men into his double seater and started back up the hill with them, the
crowd laughed and cheered again.
"Governor," said Judge Wiggin, "I
dunno whether that's meant for you or for the young man who hauled me out of
the stream, but either way it's proper well deserved. If you hadn't been dead
game, you'd have kicked like a steer over what's happened, and if he wasn't
good grit to the bone he'd never have gone into the river arter me. Which is
admittin' I made a mistake in sizing him up when I found my darter making a
touse over him."
Among the few villagers who remained unaware of
the recent lively events were Judge Wiggin's sister and his daughter. Of course
they were thrown into a great flutter. Miss Sally said: "My stars!"
What Miss Bessie said was whispered into the ear of the water-soaked but
smiling young man, who gave her a look and a sly squeeze of the hand that
brought a rosy flush to her cheeks.
Dry clothes were found; also "a little nip of
something to parry off chills." Warming up, the participants in the
adventure joked and laughed, even though the judge seemed to have something on
his mind that was giving him some serious thought. What this was appeared later
after they had partaken of a genuine old-fashioned New England supper, topped
off with doughnuts and hot apple pie and steaming, fragrant coffee.
Turning his eyes to the governor, who sat at the
right of Miss Sally, Nathan Wiggin said: "Governor, putting aside the
question of damages I owe on account of what happened to your automobile, I
ca'late it's up to me to express my appreciation of whut you done to induce
Ephraim Glover to take back and give me a clear field. With a clear start, I
reckon I can carry this deestrict, and help you to carry the county. Anyhow,
I'm going to lay myself out to do it."
"That sounds good to me," laughed the
governor.
"Furthermore," pursued the host,
"I've decided to abolish the trapping of automobile drivers in this here
town. Mebbe," he admitted, "this may appear a leetle dite selfish on
my part as, havin' got my dander up by the pranks played on me by that there
gas go-cart of yourn, governor, I'm contemplating buying one myself and running
the consarned cantraption until I git it tamed. If there was traps hereabouts,
mebbe I'd git took up and have to fine myself for busting the speed limit.
Therefore, henceforth there ain't going to be no speed limit in
Greenbush."
Beneath the edge of the table, old Shep,
attempting to lick Bessie's hand with his tongue, licked also the hand of the
young man who sat beside her. And before sitting down, the young people had
found an opportunity, quite unobserved, to exchange a few words in private.
Somehow neither of them had evinced any great desire for food, but while George
was still unnaturally pale, the roses continued to bloom in Bessie's cheeks.
Now George spoke up boldly: "As long as you
have abolished the speed limit, Judge Wiggin, I am going to improve the
occasion to ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage. Doubtless it will
seem rather hasty to you, but everything has moved with a rush this afternoon.
I have put the question to Bessie, and won her consent."
The governor stared. Miss Nancy nearly fainted.
Bessie Wiggin trembled visibly. Nathan P. Wiggin gazed hard at the young man
for about thirty seconds, and then scratched his chin, a queer pucker screwing
up his face.
"Wull, I declare!" said the judge at
last. "That is going some! Never quite reckoned on my darter hookin' up
with a shuffer, but, having saved me from drownding, yu've took me at a
disadvantage. If Bessie has said yes, and you kin furnish the proper
creedenshuls I'll have to take your proposition under consideration, I
guess."
The governor looked Bessie Wiggin over
appraisingly, and decided that he had made no mistake in thinking her an
unusually pretty and charming young lady.
"It is sudden," he said, laughing
softly, "and it would not have happened if George had not offered to drive
for me to-day, my regular chauffeur being ill. In the way of credentials,
judge, let me state that he is my son."
The judge's sister sat bolt upright in a jiffy.
The judge coughed behind his hand, the pucker crinkling the corners of his
eyes.
"Them creedenshuls, governor," he
stated, "are wholly satisfactory to me." His whole body seemed to
shake oddly. "I'm afraid I'm going to have a chill, after all," he
added. "I think the governor and me had better take a little walk in the
moonlight."