Standart Rejection Letter from Al Feldstein (in English)

MAD - 485 MADISON AVENUE · NEW YORK N. Y. 10022 · PLAZA 2-7685

Dear Contributor:-

Sorry, but we've got bad news!

You've been rejected!

Don't take this personally though. All of us feel rejected at one time or another. At least, that's what our group therapist tells us here at MAD. He says we shouldn't worry about it.

            So that should be your attitude: "What-Me worry?"

          Besides - although you've been rejected, things could have been a lot worse. Your material might have been ACCEPTED!

            Then where would you be?

MAD-ly

Al Feldstein

Editor

P.S. Our group therapist also mentioned that many people are so rejected by a rejection that they don't try again. And we wouldn't want THAT! We really WOULD like you to keep sending us your article ideas and scripts... so we can keep sending you these idiotic rejection slips!