Chapter 69
effects of corn—one
night longer—the hoofs—a stumble—are you hurt?—what a difference—drowsy—maze of
bushes—housekeeping—sticks and furze—the driftway—an account of stock
It was two or three hours past noon when I took my
departure from the place of the last adventure, walking by the side of my
little cart; the pony, invigorated by the corn, to which he was probably not
much accustomed, proceeded right gallantly; so far from having to hasten him
forward by the particular application which the tinker had pointed out to me, I
had rather to repress his eagerness, being, though an excellent pedestrian, not
unfrequently left behind. The country through which I passed was beautiful and
interesting, but solitary; few habitations appeared. As it was quite a matter
of indifference to me in what direction I went, the whole world being before
me, I allowed the pony to decide upon the matter; it was not long before he
left the high-road, being probably no friend to public places. I followed him I
knew not whither, but, from subsequent observation, have reason to suppose that
our course was in a north-west direction. At length night came upon us, and a
cold wind sprang up, which was succeeded by a drizzling rain.
I had originally intended to pass the night in the
cart, or to pitch my little tent on some convenient spot by the road's side;
but, owing to the alteration in the weather, I thought that it would be
advisable to take up my quarters in any hedge alehouse at which I might arrive.
To tell the truth, I was not very sorry to have an excuse to pass the night
once more beneath a roof. I had determined to live quite independent, but I had
never before passed a night by myself abroad, and felt a little apprehensive at
the idea; I hoped, however, on the morrow, to be a little more prepared for the
step, so I determined for one night—only for one night longer—to sleep like a
Christian; but human determinations are not always put into effect, such a
thing as opportunity is frequently wanting, such was the case here. I went on
for a considerable time, in expectation of coming to some rustic hostelry, but
nothing of the kind presented itself to my eyes; the country in which I now was
seemed almost uninhabited, not a house of any kind was to be seen—at least I
saw none—though it is true houses might be near without my seeing them, owing
to the darkness of the night, for neither moon nor star was abroad. I heard,
occasionally, the bark of dogs; but the sound appeared to come from an immense
distance. The rain still fell, and the ground beneath my feet was wet and miry;
in short, it was a night in which even a tramper by profession would feel more
comfortable in being housed than abroad. I followed in the rear of the cart,
the pony still proceeding at a sturdy pace, till methought I heard other hoofs
than those of my own nag; I listened for a moment, and distinctly heard the
sounds of hoofs approaching at a great rate, and evidently from the quarter
towards which I and my little caravan were moving. We were in a dark lane—so
dark that it was impossible for me to see my own hand. Apprehensive that some
accident might occur, I ran forward, and, seizing the pony by the bridle, drew
him as near as I could to the hedge. On came the hoofs—trot, trot, trot; and
evidently more than those of one horse; their speed as they advanced appeared
to slacken—it was only, however, for a moment. I heard a voice cry, 'Push
on,—this is a desperate robbing place,—never mind the dark'; and the hoofs came
on quicker than before. 'Stop!' said I, at the top of my voice; 'stop! or—'
Before I could finish what I was about to say there was a stumble, a heavy
fall, a cry, and a groan, and putting out my foot I felt what I conjectured to
be the head of a horse stretched upon the road. 'Lord have mercy upon us!
what's the matter?' exclaimed a voice. 'Spare my life,' cried another voice,
apparently from the ground; 'only spare my life, and take all I have.' 'Where
are you, Master Wise?' cried the other voice. 'Help! here, Master Bat,' cried
the voice from the ground; 'help me up or I shall be murdered.' 'Why, what's
the matter?' said Bat. 'Some one has knocked me down, and is robbing me,' said
the voice from the ground. 'Help! murder!' cried Bat; and, regardless of the
entreaties of the man on the ground that he would stay and help him up, he
urged his horse forward and galloped away as fast as he could. I remained for
some time quiet, listening to various groans and exclamations uttered by the
person on the ground; at length I said, 'Halloa! are you hurt?' 'Spare my life,
and take all I have!' said the voice from the ground. 'Have they not done
robbing you yet?' said I; 'when they have finished let me know, and I will come
and help you.' 'Who is that?' said the voice; 'pray come and help me, and do me
no mischief.' 'You were saying that some one was robbing you,' said I; 'don't think
I shall come till he is gone away.' 'Then you ben't he?' said the voice.
'Aren't you robbed?' said I. 'Can't say I be,' said the voice; 'not yet at any
rate; but who are you? I don't know you.' 'A traveller whom you and your
partner were going to run over in this dark lane; you almost frightened me out
of my senses.' 'Frightened!' said the voice, in a louder tone; 'frightened!
oh!' and thereupon I heard somebody getting upon his legs. This accomplished,
the individual proceeded to attend to his horse, and with a little difficulty
raised him upon his legs also. 'Aren't you hurt?' said I. 'Hurt!' said the
voice; 'not I; don't think it, whatever the horse may be. I tell you what, my
fellow, I thought you were a robber, and now I find you are not; I have a good
mind—' 'To do what?' 'To serve you out; aren't you ashamed—?' 'At what?' said
I; 'not to have robbed you? Shall I set about it now?' 'Ha, ha!' said the man,
dropping the bullying tone which he had assumed; 'you are joking—robbing! who
talks of robbing? I wonder how my horse's knees are; not much hurt, I
think—only mired.' The man, whoever he was, then got upon his horse; and, after
moving him about a little, said, 'Good night, friend; where are you?' 'Here I
am,' said I, 'just behind you.' 'You are, are you? Take that.' I know not what
he did, but probably pricking his horse with the spur the animal kicked out
violently; one of his heels struck me on the shoulder, but luckily missed my
face; I fell back with the violence of the blow, whilst the fellow scampered
off at a great rate. Stopping at some distance, he loaded me with abuse, and
then, continuing his way at a rapid trot, I heard no more of him.
'What a difference!' said I, getting up; 'last
night I was fêted in the hall of a rich genius, and to-night I am knocked down
and mired in a dark lane by the heel of Master Wise's horse—I wonder who gave
him that name? And yet he was wise enough to wreak his revenge upon me, and I
was not wise enough to keep out of his way. Well, I am not much hurt, so it is
of little consequence.'
I now bethought me that, as I had a carriage of my
own, I might as well make use of it; I therefore got into the cart, and, taking
the reins in my hand, gave an encouraging cry to the pony, whereupon the sturdy
little animal started again at as brisk a pace as if he had not already come
many a long mile. I lay half reclining in the cart, holding the reins lazily,
and allowing the animal to go just where he pleased, often wondering where he
would conduct me. At length I felt drowsy, and my head sank upon my breast; I
soon aroused myself, but it was only to doze again; this occurred several
times. Opening my eyes after a doze somewhat longer than the others, I found
that the drizzling rain had ceased, a corner of the moon was apparent in the
heavens, casting a faint light; I looked around for a moment or two, but my
eyes and brain were heavy with slumber, and I could scarcely distinguish where
we were. I had a kind of dim consciousness that we were traversing an
uninclosed country—perhaps a heath; I thought, however, that I saw certain
large black objects looming in the distance, which I had a confused idea might
be woods or plantations; the pony still moved at his usual pace. I did not find
the jolting of the cart at all disagreeable, on the contrary, it had quite a
somniferous effect upon me. Again my eyes closed; I opened them once more, but
with less perception in them than before, looked forward, and, muttering
something about woodlands, I placed myself in an easier posture than I had
hitherto done, and fairly fell asleep.
How long I continued in that state I am unable to
say, but I believe for a considerable time; I was suddenly awakened by the
ceasing of the jolting to which I had become accustomed, and of which I was
perfectly sensible in my sleep. I started up and looked around me, the moon was
still shining, and the face of the heaven was studded with stars; I found
myself amidst a maze of bushes of various kinds, but principally hazel and
holly, through which was a path or driftway with grass growing on either side,
upon which the pony was already diligently browsing. I conjectured that this
place had been one of the haunts of his former master, and, on dismounting and
looking about, was strengthened in that opinion by finding a spot under an ash
tree which, from its burnt and blackened appearance, seemed to have been
frequently used as a fireplace. I will take up my quarters here, thought I; it
is an excellent spot for me to commence my new profession in; I was quite right
to trust myself to the guidance of the pony. Unharnessing the animal without
delay, I permitted him to browse at free will on the grass, convinced that he
would not wander far from a place to which he was so much attached; I then pitched
the little tent close beside the ash tree to which I have alluded, and conveyed
two or three articles into it, and instantly felt that I had commenced
housekeeping for the first time in my life. Housekeeping, however, without a
fire is a very sorry affair, something like the housekeeping of children in
their toy houses; of this I was the more sensible from feeling very cold and
shivering, owing to my late exposure to the rain, and sleeping in the night
air. Collecting, therefore, all the dry sticks and furze I could find, I placed
them upon the fireplace, adding certain chips and a billet which I found in the
cart, it having apparently been the habit of Slingsby to carry with him a small
store of fuel. Having then struck a spark in a tinder-box and lighted a match,
I set fire to the combustible heap, and was not slow in raising a cheerful
blaze; I then drew my cart near the fire, and, seating myself on one of the
shafts, hung over the warmth with feelings of intense pleasure and
satisfaction. Having continued in this posture for a considerable time, I
turned my eyes to the heaven in the direction of a particular star; I, however,
could not find the star, nor indeed many of the starry train, the greater
number having fled, from which circumstance, and from the appearance of the
sky, I concluded that morning was nigh. About this time I again began to feel
drowsy; I therefore arose, and having prepared for myself a kind of couch in
the tent, I flung myself upon it and went to sleep.
I will not say that I was awakened in the morning
by the carolling of birds, as I perhaps might if I were writing a novel; I
awoke because, to use vulgar language, I had slept my sleep out, not because
the birds were carolling around me in numbers, as they had probably been for hours
without my hearing them. I got up and left my tent; the morning was yet more
bright than that of the preceding day. Impelled by curiosity, I walked about
endeavouring to ascertain to what place chance, or rather the pony, had brought
me; following the driftway for some time, amidst bushes and stunted trees, I
came to a grove of dark pines, through which it appeared to lead; I tracked it
a few hundred yards, but seeing nothing but trees, and the way being wet and
sloughy, owing to the recent rain, I returned on my steps, and, pursuing the
path in another direction, came to a sandy road leading over a common,
doubtless the one I had traversed the preceding night. My curiosity satisfied,
I returned to my little encampment, and on the way beheld a small footpath on
the left winding through the bushes, which had before escaped my observation.
Having reached my tent and cart, I breakfasted on some of the provisions which
I had procured the day before, and then proceeded to take a regular account of
the stock formerly possessed by Slingsby the tinker, but now become my own by
right of lawful purchase.
Besides the pony, the cart, and the tent, I found I
was possessed of a mattress stuffed with straw on which to lie, and a blanket
to cover me, the last quite clean and nearly new; then there was a frying-pan
and a kettle, the first for cooking any food which required cooking, and the
second for heating any water which I might wish to heat. I likewise found an
earthen teapot and two or three cups; of the first I should rather say I found
the remains, it being broken in three parts, no doubt since it came into my
possession, which would have precluded the possibility of my asking anybody to
tea for the present, should anybody visit me, even supposing I had tea and sugar,
which was not the case. I then overhauled what might more strictly be called
the stock in trade; this consisted of various tools, an iron ladle, a
chafing-pan and small bellows, sundry pans and kettles, the latter being of
tin, with the exception of one which was of copper, all in a state of
considerable dilapidation—if I may use the term; of these first Slingsby had
spoken in particular, advising me to mend them as soon as possible, and to
endeavour to sell them, in order that I might have the satisfaction of
receiving some return upon the outlay which I had made. There was likewise a
small quantity of block tin, sheet tin, and solder. 'This Slingsby,' said I,
'is certainly a very honest man, he has sold me more than my money's worth; I
believe, however, there is something more in the cart.' Thereupon I rummaged
the farther end of the cart, and, amidst a quantity of straw, I found a small
anvil and bellows of that kind which are used in forges, and two hammers such
as smiths use, one great, and the other small.
The sight of these last articles caused me no
little surprise, as no word which had escaped from the mouth of Slingsby had
given me reason to suppose that he had ever followed the occupation of a smith;
yet, if he had not, how did he come by them? I sat down upon the shaft, and
pondered the question deliberately in my mind; at length I concluded that he
had come by them by one of those numerous casualties which occur upon the
roads, of which I, being a young hand upon the roads, must have a very imperfect
conception; honestly, of course—for I scouted the idea that Slingsby would have
stolen this blacksmith's gear—for I had the highest opinion of his honesty,
which opinion I still retain at the present day, which is upwards of twenty
years from the time of which I am speaking, during the whole of which period I
have neither seen the poor fellow nor received any intelligence of him.
Chapter 70
new profession—beautiful
night—jupiter—sharp and shrill—rommany chi—all alone—three-and-sixpence—what is
rommany?—be civil—parraco tute—slight start—grateful—the rustling
I passed the greater part of the day in
endeavouring to teach myself the mysteries of my new profession. I cannot say
that I was very successful, but the time passed agreeably, and was therefore
not ill spent. Towards evening I flung my work aside, took some refreshment,
and afterwards a walk.
This time I turned up the small footpath of
which I have already spoken. It led in a zigzag manner through thickets of
hazel, elder, and sweet-brier; after following its windings for somewhat better
than a furlong, I heard a gentle sound of water, and presently came to a small
rill, which ran directly across the path. I was rejoiced at the sight, for I
had already experienced the want of water, which I yet knew must be nigh at
hand, as I was in a place to all appearance occasionally frequented by
wandering people, who I was aware never take up their quarters in places where
water is difficult to be obtained. Forthwith I stretched myself on the ground,
and took a long and delicious draught of the crystal stream, and then, seating
myself in a bush, I continued for some time gazing on the water as it purled
tinkling away in its channel through an opening in the hazels, and should have
probably continued much longer had not the thought that I had left my property
unprotected compelled me to rise and return to my encampment.
Night came on, and a beautiful night it was;
up rose the moon, and innumerable stars decked the firmament of heaven. I sat on
the shaft, my eyes turned upwards. I had found it: there it was twinkling
millions of miles above me, mightiest star of the system to which we belong: of
all stars the one which has most interest for me—the star Jupiter.
Why have I always taken an interest in thee, O
Jupiter? I know nothing about thee, save what every child knows, that thou art
a big star, whose only light is derived from moons. And is not that knowledge
enough to make me feel an interest in thee? Ay, truly; I never look at thee
without wondering what is going on in thee; what is life in Jupiter? That there
is life in Jupiter who can doubt? There is life in our own little star,
therefore there must be life in Jupiter, which is not a little star. But how
different must life be in Jupiter from what it is in our own little star! Life
here is life beneath the dear sun—life in Jupiter is life beneath moons—four
moons—no single moon is able to illumine that vast bulk. All know what life is
in our own little star; it is anything but a routine of happiness here, where
the dear sun rises to us every day: then how sad and moping must life be in
mighty Jupiter, on which no sun ever shines, and which is never lighted save by
pale moonbeams! The thought that there is more sadness and melancholy in Jupiter
than in this world of ours, where, alas! there is but too much, has always made
me take a melancholy interest in that huge distant star.
Two or three days passed by in much the same
manner as the first. During the morning I worked upon my kettles, and employed
the remaining part of the day as I best could. The whole of this time I only
saw two individuals, rustics, who passed by my encampment without vouchsafing
me a glance; they probably considered themselves my superiors, as perhaps they
were.
One very brilliant morning, as I sat at work
in very good spirits, for by this time I had actually mended in a very
creditable way, as I imagined, two kettles and a frying-pan, I heard a voice
which seemed to proceed from the path leading to the rivulet; at first it
sounded from a considerable distance, but drew nearer by degrees. I soon
remarked that the tones were exceedingly sharp and shrill, with yet something
of childhood in them. Once or twice I distinguished certain words in the song
which the voice was singing; the words were—but no, I thought again I was
probably mistaken—and then the voice ceased for a time; presently I heard it
again, close to the entrance of the footpath; in another moment I heard it in
the lane or glade in which stood my tent, where it abruptly stopped, but not
before I had heard the very words which I at first thought I had distinguished.
I turned my head; at the entrance of the
footpath, which might be about thirty yards from the place where I was sitting,
I perceived the figure of a young girl; her face was turned towards me, and she
appeared to be scanning me and my encampment; after a little time she looked in
the other direction, only for a moment, however; probably observing nothing in
that quarter, she again looked towards me, and almost immediately stepped
forward; and, as she advanced, sang the song which I had heard in the wood, the
first words of which were those which I have already alluded to.
'The
Rommany chi
And the
Rommany chal
Shall jaw
tasaulor
To drab
the bawlor,
And dook
the gry
Of the
farming rye.'
A very pretty song, thought I, falling again
hard to work upon my kettle; a very pretty song, which bodes the farmers much
good. Let them look to their cattle.
'All alone here, brother?' said a voice close
by me, in sharp but not disagreeable tones.
I made no answer, but continued my work,
click, click, with the gravity which became one of my profession. I allowed at
least half a minute to elapse before I even lifted up my eyes.
A girl of about thirteen was standing before
me; her features were very pretty, but with a peculiar expression; her
complexion was a clear olive, and her jet black hair hung back upon her
shoulders. She was rather scantily dressed, and her arms and feet were bare;
round her neck, however, was a handsome string of corals, with ornaments of
gold; in her hand she held a bulrush.
'All alone here, brother?' said the girl, as I
looked up; 'all alone here, in the lane; where are your wife and children?'
'Why do you call me brother?' said I; 'I am no
brother of yours. Do you take me for one of your people? I am no gypsy; not I,
indeed!'
'Don't be afraid, brother, you are no
Roman—Roman indeed, you are not handsome enough to be a Roman; not black
enough, tinker though you be. If I called you brother, it was because I didn't
know what else to call you. Marry, come up, brother, I should be sorry to have
you for a brother.'
'Then you don't like me?'
'Neither like you nor dislike you, brother;
what will you have for that kekaubi?'
'What's the use of talking to me in that
un-Christian way; what do you mean, young gentlewoman?'
'Lord, brother, what a fool you are; every
tinker knows what a kekaubi is. I was asking you what you would have for that
kettle.'
'Three-and-sixpence, young gentlewoman; isn't
it well mended?'
'Well mended! I could have done it better
myself; three-and-sixpence! it's only fit to be played at football with.'
'I will take no less for it, young
gentlewoman; it has caused me a world of trouble.'
'I never saw a worse mended kettle. I say,
brother, your hair is white.'
''Tis nature; your hair is black; nature,
nothing but nature.'
'I am young, brother; my hair is black—that's
nature: you are young, brother; your hair is white—that's not nature.'
'I can't help it if it be not, but it is
nature after all; did you never see grey hair on the young?'
'Never! I have heard it is true of a grey lad,
and a bad one he was. Oh, so bad.'
'Sit down on the grass, and tell me all about
it, sister; do, to oblige me, pretty sister.'
'Hey, brother, you don't speak as you did—you
don't speak like a gorgio, you speak like one of us, you call me sister.'
'As you call me brother; I am not an uncivil
person after all, sister.'
'I say, brother, tell me one thing, and look
me in the face—there—do you speak Rommany?'
'Rommany! Rommany! what is Rommany?'
'What is Rommany? our language to be sure;
tell me, brother, only one thing, you don't speak Rommany?'
'You say it.'
'I don't say it, I wish to know. Do you speak
Rommany?'
'Do you mean thieves' slang—cant? no, I don't
speak cant, I don't like it, I only know a few words; they call a sixpence a
tanner, don't they?'
'I don't know,' said the girl, sitting down on
the ground, 'I was almost thinking—well, never mind, you don't know Rommany. I
say, brother, I think I should like to have the kekaubi.'
'I thought you said it was badly mended?'
'Yes, yes, brother, but—'
'I thought you said it was only fit to be
played at football with?'
'Yes, yes, brother, but—'
'What will you give for it?'
'Brother, I am the poor person's child, I will
give you sixpence for the kekaubi.'
'Poor person's child; how came you by that
necklace?'
'Be civil, brother; am I to have the kekaubi?'
'Not for sixpence; isn't the kettle nicely
mended?'
'I never saw a nicer mended kettle, brother;
am I to have the kekaubi, brother?'
'You like me, then?'
'I don't dislike you—I dislike no one; there's
only one, and him I don't dislike, him I hate.'
'Who is he?'
'I scarcely know, I never saw him, but 'tis no
affair of yours, you don't speak Rommany; you will let me have the kekaubi,
pretty brother?'
'You may have it, but not for sixpence; I'll
give it to you.'
'Parraco tute, that is, I thank you, brother;
the rikkeni kekaubi is now mine. O, rare! I thank you kindly, brother.'
Starting up, she flung the bulrush aside which
she had hitherto held in her hand, and, seizing the kettle, she looked at it
for a moment, and then began a kind of dance, flourishing the kettle over her
head the while, and singing—
'The
Rommany chi
And the
Rommany chal
Shall jaw
tasaulor
To drab
the bawlor,
And dook
the gry
Of the
farming rye.
Good-bye, brother, I must be going.'
'Good-bye, sister; why do you sing that wicked
song?'
'Wicked song, hey, brother! you don't
understand the song!'
'Ha, ha! gypsy daughter,' said I, starting up
and clapping my hands, 'I don't understand Rommany, don't I? You shall see;
here's the answer to your gillie—
'The
Rommany chi
And the
Rommany chal,
Love
Luripen
And
dukkeripen,
And
hokkeripen,
And every
pen
But
Lachipen
And
tatchipen.'
The girl, who had given a slight start when I
began, remained for some time after I had concluded the song standing
motionless as a statue, with the kettle in her hand. At length she came towards
me, and stared me full in the face. 'Grey, tall, and talks Rommany,' said she
to herself. In her countenance there was an expression which I had not seen
before—an expression which struck me as being composed of fear, curiosity, and
the deepest hate. It was momentary, however, and was succeeded by one smiling,
frank, and open. 'Ha, ha, brother,' said she, 'well, I like you all the better
for talking Rommany; it is a sweet language, isn't it? especially as you sing
it. How did you pick it up? But you picked it up upon the roads, no doubt? Ha,
it was funny in you to pretend not to know it, and you so flush with it all the
time; it was not kind in you, however, to frighten the poor person's child so
by screaming out, but it was kind in you to give the rikkeni kekaubi to the
child of the poor person. She will be grateful to you; she will bring you her
little dog to show you, her pretty juggal; the poor person's child will come
and see you again; you are not going away to-day, I hope, or to-morrow, pretty
brother, grey-haired brother—you are not going away to-morrow, I hope?'
'Nor the next day,' said I, 'only to take a
stroll to see if I can sell a kettle; good-bye, little sister, Rommany sister,
dingy sister.'
'Good-bye, tall brother,' said the girl, as
she departed, singing
'The
Rommany chi,' etc.
'There's something about that girl that I
don't understand,' said I to myself; 'something mysterious. However, it is
nothing to me, she knows not who I am, and if she did, what then?'
Late that evening as I sat on the shaft of my
cart in deep meditation, with my arms folded, I thought I heard a rustling in
the bushes over against me. I turned my eyes in that direction, but saw
nothing. 'Some bird,' said I; 'an owl, perhaps'; and once more I fell into
meditation; my mind wandered from one thing to another—musing now on the
structure of the Roman tongue—now on the rise and fall of the Persian power—and
now on the powers vested in recorders at quarter-sessions. I was thinking what
a fine thing it must be to be a recorder of the peace, when, lifting up my
eyes, I saw right opposite, not a culprit at the bar, but, staring at me
through a gap in the bush, a face wild and strange, half covered with grey
hair; I only saw it a moment, the next it had disappeared.