Fit the fourt
THE HUNTING
The Bellman
looked uffish, and wrinkled his brow.
"If
only you'd spoken before!
It's excessively
awkward to mention it now,
With the
Snark, so to speak, at the door!
"We should
all of us grieve, as you well may believe,
If you never
were met with again—
But surely, my
man, when the voyage began,
You might
have suggested it then?
"It's
excessively awkward to mention it now—
As I think
I've already remarked."
And the man they
called "Hi!" replied, with a sigh,
"I
informed you the day we embarked.
"You may
charge me with murder—or want of sense—
(We are all
of us weak at times):
But the slightest
approach to a false pretence
Was never
among my crimes!
"I said it
in Hebrew—I said it in Dutch—
I said it in
German and Greek:
But I wholly
forgot (and it vexes me much)
That English
is what you speak!"
"'Tis a
pitiful tale," said the Bellman, whose face
Had grown
longer at every word:
"But, now
that you've stated the whole of your case,
More debate
would be simply absurd.
"The rest of
my speech" (he explained to his men)
"You
shall hear when I've leisure to speak it.
But the Snark is
at hand, let me tell you again!
'Tis your
glorious duty to seek it!
"To seek it
with thimbles, to seek it with care;
To pursue it
with forks and hope;
To threaten its
life with a railway-share;
To charm it
with smiles and soap!
"For the
Snark's a peculiar creature, that won't
Be caught in
a commonplace way.
Do all that you
know, and try all that you don't:
Not a chance must be wasted to-day!
"For England
expects—I forbear to proceed:
'Tis a maxim
tremendous, but trite:
And you'd best be
unpacking the things that you need
To rig
yourselves out for the fight."
Then the Banker
endorsed a blank cheque (which he crossed),
And changed
his loose silver for notes.
The Baker with
care combed his whiskers and hair,
And shook
the dust out of his coats.
The Boots and the
Broker were sharpening a spade—
Each working
the grindstone in turn:
But the Beaver
went on making lace, and displayed
No interest
in the concern:
Though the
Barrister tried to appeal to its pride,
And vainly
proceeded to cite
A number of cases,
in which making laces
Had been
proved an infringement of right.
The maker of
Bonnets ferociously planned
A novel
arrangement of bows:
While the
Billiard-marker with quivering hand
Was chalking
the tip of his nose.
But the Butcher
turned nervous, and dressed himself fine,
With yellow
kid gloves and a ruff—
Said he felt it
exactly like going to dine,
Which the
Bellman declared was all "stuff."
"Introduce
me, now there's a good fellow," he said,
"If we
happen to meet it together!"
And the Bellman,
sagaciously nodding his head,
Said
"That must depend on the weather."
The Beaver went
simply galumphing about,
At seeing
the Butcher so shy:
And even the Baker, though stupid and stout,
Made an
effort to wink with one eye.
"Be a
man!" said the Bellman in wrath, as he heard
The Butcher
beginning to sob.
"Should we
meet with a Jubjub, that desperate bird,
We shall
need all our strength for the job!"