Fit the Third
THE BAKER'S TALE
They roused him
with muffins—they roused him with ice—
They roused
him with mustard and cress—
They roused him
with jam and judicious advice—
They set him
conundrums to guess.
When at length he
sat up and was able to speak,
His sad
story he offered to tell;
And the Bellman
cried "Silence! Not even a
shriek!"
And excitedly
tingled his bell.
There was silence
supreme! Not a shriek, not a scream,
Scarcely
even a howl or a groan,
As the man they
called "Ho!" told his story of woe
In an
antediluvian tone.
"My father
and mother were honest, though poor—"
"Skip
all that!" cried the Bellman in haste.
"If it once
becomes dark, there's no chance of a Snark—
We have
hardly a minute to waste!"
"I skip
forty years," said the Baker, in tears,
"And
proceed without further remark
To the day when
you took me aboard of your ship
To help you
in hunting the Snark.
"A dear
uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
Remarked,
when I bade him farewell—"
"Oh, skip
your dear uncle!" the Bellman exclaimed,
As he
angrily tingled his bell.
"He remarked
to me then," said that mildest of men,
"'If
your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by
all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it's
handy for striking a light.
"'You may
seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt
it with forks and hope;
You may threaten
its life with a railway-share;
You may
charm it with smiles and soap—'"
("That's
exactly the method," the Bellman bold
In a hasty
parenthesis cried,
"That's
exactly the way I have always been told
That the
capture of Snarks should be tried!")
"'But oh,
beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your
Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly
and suddenly vanish away,
And never be
met with again!'
"It is this,
it is this that oppresses my soul,
When I think
of my uncle's last words:
And my heart is
like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming
over with quivering curds!
"It is this,
it is this—" "We have had that before!"
The Bellman
indignantly said.
And the Baker
replied "Let me say it once more.
It is this,
it is this that I dread!
"I engage
with the Snark—every night after dark—
In a dreamy
delirious fight:
I serve it with
greens in those shadowy scenes,
And I use it
for striking a light:
"But if ever
I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment
(of this I am sure),
I shall softly
and suddenly vanish away—
And the
notion I cannot endure!"